brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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