Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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