Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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