They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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