dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
