I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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