I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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