Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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