I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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