what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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