i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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