you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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