Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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