How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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