come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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