Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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