even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he shaved USA in his pubs
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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