Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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