have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
True college students do jello shots in the library
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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