whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Also, beer. Big fan.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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