why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Panties = found
Randomize
