i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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