Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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