so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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