So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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