This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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