I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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