I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
