When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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