im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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