well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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