Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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