You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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