He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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