I wanna bring you to show and tell
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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