All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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