if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
