my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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