i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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