Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
then he tried to convert me to islam
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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