why didn't you poke me back
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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