it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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