I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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