It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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