What did we do last night that was yellow?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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