oh god the rape fog is back!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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