Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My dick has a subreddit
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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