Sry I called you an 8
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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