can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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