Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
