I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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