If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
